pantless viral video pick #2: slap chop ft vince remixed

April 29, 2009

peter’s back with installment #2 of “pantless picks” where i highlight my favorite classic or rising viral videos.  we got a banger for this one – “Rap Chop ft Vince (Steve Porter’s remix)”

this just goes to show that if you can make a good remix (music or otherwise), you can make just about anything hilarious [...]

half-naked observations: hipster pigeons

April 29, 2009

It doesn’t count as feeding the birds if there are no birds.
there’s a guy in front of me tearing up an entire loaf of bread and then throwing it on the bricks in front of his bench. an entire loaf. i’m pretty sure that’s just littering.
besides, birds don’t want your crappy safeway brand 12-grain. they’re [...]

pantless knights enter big wheels competition

April 27, 2009

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while we wait for our weedwhacking revenue reports to come in, we figured we’d enter some contests to make some spare donut money. we heard there was a big race in san francisco, down the most dangerous windy hill known to man: the annual “bring your own big wheels” competition. [...]

pantless viral video pick #1: auto-tune the news

April 26, 2009

when we aren’t making and releasing ridiculous videos – we like watching them.  this blog post marks the beginning of a regular series i will be doing called “pantless picks” where i highlight my favorite classic or rising viral videos.  for installment #1, I’ve chosen “Auto-Tune the News #2: pirates. drugs. gay marriage.”  i’ve never [...]

hellen keller hijacked my band

April 26, 2009

while I was sneering like elvis, rapping in french, and doing the running man, I had a thought… right before I had a heart attack. this Hijack the Band thing is like the hardest performance I’ve ever given in my life. even armed with spaceship excellent, and fueled by the gogame, I was running out [...]

circular dance of unexcellence

April 13, 2009

If you’re going to bollywood (to get discovered), it helps to have a passport that hasn’t expired.
If you’re going to get your passport renewed, it helps to have a drivers license that you didn’t loose on polk st while eating donuts in your underwear.
If you’re going to get a replacement washington drivers license, it helps [...]