i found a little break from the travels to bring you installment #4 of “pantless picks” where i highlight my favorite classic or rising viral videos.  just came across this one and it’s one of those ‘holy sh*t – i didn’t know human beings could do that’ videos – “Damien Walters Showreel 2009″

probably safe to [...]

after a short flight and flat-tire adventure van ride deep into the jungle of the Philippine island province of Palawan, i made a couple stops to look for knights and then found myself checking-in to a “resort” that i would never want to enter pantless. this was a place very very far from anything [...]

i’ve learned goes something like this…
(traveler): “I would like a train to delhi”
(indian authority): “you do not exist”
(traveler): “I do exist. observe my body and head and hands and feet.”
(indian authority):”your feet do not exist, good sir.”
(traveler):”look. feet, right there, in my shoes… they exist.”
(indian authority): “kindly remove your shoes to show me that [...]

is kind of like being a booger, jammed into a stranger’s nose, right before they’re about to sneeze.
through a straw.

the village.
but not the m (pant-wearing) night shymalmayalan movie with the “surprise” ending that I never saw. and not the trendy shopping mall in the suburbs recently rebranded to appeal more to the community.

the village.
by village I mean slum in rural india where the lowest caste of people live. by caste, I mean legal hierarchy [...]

If you’re hungry, drunk, and broke,
chances are it’s 2008.
Or you just came from a Sushi restaurant in San Francisco.