our friends at MsTaken.com just announced a sweet “Douchebag of the Year” contest. check out the contest here to win a $50 Amazon Gift Card.
also, they just lowered the price for the MsTaken fake engagement ring + keychain fob and douchebag playing cards to $25. it makes a good holiday gift! [wink wink]
totally [...]
My girlfriend, Debbie Glasband, recently returned from a 7 month job in Koraput, Orissa – one of the poorest districts in India. I spent 6 weeks with her there, in no small part to make sure she returned. She suggested I bring a video camera and that we make a viral music video starring the [...]
We’ve been busier than ever, so sorry for the lack of posts, tweets, etc, but time to get excited. we’ve got not 1, but 2 new comedy music videos coming out on the Pantless Knights YouTube Channel in the next month.
One will be a spoof of a huge movie coming out soon [...]
after a short flight and flat-tire adventure van ride deep into the jungle of the Philippine island province of Palawan, i made a couple stops to look for knights and then found myself checking-in to a “resort” that i would never want to enter pantless. this was a place very very far from anything [...]
i’ve learned goes something like this…
(traveler): “I would like a train to delhi”
(indian authority): “you do not exist”
(traveler): “I do exist. observe my body and head and hands and feet.”
(indian authority):”your feet do not exist, good sir.”
(traveler):”look. feet, right there, in my shoes… they exist.”
(indian authority): “kindly remove your shoes to show me that [...]
is kind of like being a booger, jammed into a stranger’s nose, right before they’re about to sneeze.
through a straw.
the village.
but not the m (pant-wearing) night shymalmayalan movie with the “surprise” ending that I never saw. and not the trendy shopping mall in the suburbs recently rebranded to appeal more to the community.
the village.
by village I mean slum in rural india where the lowest caste of people live. by caste, I mean legal hierarchy [...]
If you’re hungry, drunk, and broke,
chances are it’s 2008.
Or you just came from a Sushi restaurant in San Francisco.
we are off to asia! for the next month, beau will be in India and peter will be in the Philippines. this will be a break from our regular pantless happenings, but we’ll be sure to post some updates about our adventures from across the world!
It doesn’t count as feeding the birds if there are no birds.
there’s a guy in front of me tearing up an entire loaf of bread and then throwing it on the bricks in front of his bench. an entire loaf. i’m pretty sure that’s just littering.
besides, birds don’t want your crappy safeway brand 12-grain. they’re [...]